Every millionaire from Silicon Valley: - Cheats on their taxes - Has either a mistress, gay sex rent boys or cheats on their spouse - Hires hookers on a regular basis - Lies about who actually created their company - Bribes politicians - Has a fake charity to hide from taxes - Screws their interns and nannies - Is an alcoholic - Is addicted to drugs and can't pass a full-pallete drug test - Is a narcissist - Is a sociopath - Has lobbyists, lawyers and staff, who are actual criminals, that do their dirty work - Hates anyone who is black or brown - Abuses their staff - Is a latent homosexual - Treats women like tools - Hates Laurene Powell Jobs because she intimidates them - Wears khaki's because they want to appear "humble" - Has had weird sex at the Rosewood Hotel or the Palo Alto Four Seasons - Still buys more stuff than they can afford so that they leverage themselves out - Is entirely focused on superficial appearances - Uses fake and exaggerated "mugging" facial expressions and reactions when interacting in public - Won't do business with anyone outside of the Yale/Stanford frat boy circuit - Was trained by asshole parents to be an asshole - Is brainwashed by the media - Only gets married so their "optics" will superficially fit it to their frat boy social bubble - Feels compelled to join exclusionary "mens clubs" - Gets an expensive car to make up for their feelings of sexual inadequacy